Why can't I post more often?

I don't know why I can't get myself to post to this thing more often. When I have had plenty of time to post things, I never even think about it. It is only when there is something more important that I should be doing that I post things. Take right now, for instance. I should be using my time to shorten a paper that I have to present at an History Conference. Instead, I am frittering away my time posting to my blog. I am so pathetic. And so full of caffine that I am twitchy. Actually, that is probably why I can't focus on my paper. Heck, I can barely sit still enough to write this. Why, oh why, do you have to be two for two dollars, Snake Eyes Energy Drink? I'm higher than a something that is really really high above the ground...DAMN YOU CAFFINE! I can't even metaphor good, thanks to you. And yes, I know that I should say "metaphor well" and I also know that metaphor is not generally considered to be a verb in the first place. I also have an almost overpowering urge to say "an" every time that I am using the word "a", so that the previous sentence would have had the phrase "an verb". Clearly I should not be editing anything that other people will hear or read in this state. Time to put my clothes in the dryer.